Red Snake

Red Snake had a vibrator that they would often break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Red Snake desired a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Red Snake looked for a bat to hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

Red Snake found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

Red Snake carried a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it

Red Snake desperately looked for a bag of flour to throw. This seems a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.