The Scary Snake

The Scary Snake always kept a pint of cider that they would often demolish. It is a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Snake searched for a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Snake desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

The Scary Snake desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Scary Snake always kept a bottle of wine to break. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Snake desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.