The Big Snake

The Big Snake desperately searched for a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Big Snake desperately desired a cup that they would cuddle. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

The Big Snake always carried a painting of a melon to hug. It is considered to be an odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Snake desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It should be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Big Snake craved for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a custard pie of all things.

The Big Snake desperately searched for a chocolate bar to smash. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.