Her Ugly Snake

Her Ugly Snake desperately desired a computer that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Snake desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Snake desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Snake desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Snake desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

Her Ugly Snake wanted a radiator that they would break. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.