His Crypting Snake

His Crypting Snake wanted a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Snake desired a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Snake carried a condom that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

His Crypting Snake desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A little monkey was the item that was selected.

His Crypting Snake found a computer that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Snake needed a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.