Chinese Snake

Chinese Snake had a ball that they would often break. This seems a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who felt it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

Chinese Snake desired a sponge that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

Chinese Snake desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. This seems a fairly extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Chinese Snake desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. It might be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Chinese Snake desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Chinese Snake needed a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.