My Crypting Snake

My Crypting Snake desperately craved for a teapot to smash. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to select.

My Crypting Snake searched for a bottle of beer that they would play with. It might be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Snake needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

My Crypting Snake wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Snake searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be amazing. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Crypting Snake carried a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.