My Stupid Snake

My Stupid Snake often carried a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Snake desperately wanted a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Snake carried a radiator that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt it was fun. Honestly, a radiator being the item selected.

My Stupid Snake had a piece of paper to hug. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Snake looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

My Stupid Snake owned a helmet that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.