His Retarded Snake

His Retarded Snake wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. It might be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Snake owned a teapot to break. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to you, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Snake desperately looked for a bat to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Snake desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

His Retarded Snake often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Snake always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was simply life. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.