Stupid Snake

Stupid Snake always carried a cup that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Snake searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Snake always kept a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Snake desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Snake desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Snake wanted a sack of potatoes to put on his head. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.