The Stupid Sparrow

The Stupid Sparrow always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Sparrow always had with them a spade that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Stupid Sparrow desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to select.

The Stupid Sparrow had a bag of flour that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow always had with them a piece of paper that they would eat. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Sparrow often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be wonderous. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.