His Confused Sparrow

His Confused Sparrow carried a bag of poop that they liked to worship. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

His Confused Sparrow needed a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Sparrow searched for a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Confused Sparrow needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

His Confused Sparrow desperately craved for a bag of poop to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Confused Sparrow carried a CD player that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.