The Ugly Sparrow

The Ugly Sparrow often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately searched for a stretchman that they would embrace. It should have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Sparrow desperately needed a dildo that they would hug. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Sparrow always kept a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber being the item opted for.

The Ugly Sparrow found a condom to sleep with. It was a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

The Ugly Sparrow wanted a bottle of coke to hug. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.