My Stupid Sparrow

My Stupid Sparrow carried a stapler that they would often throw. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

My Stupid Sparrow desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Sparrow always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Stupid Sparrow often carried a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Sparrow had a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

My Stupid Sparrow desperately desired a cucumber that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.