My Bewildered Sparrow

My Bewildered Sparrow desperately needed a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Sparrow wanted a rubber chicken to worship. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Sparrow desired a can of Tango to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Sparrow craved for a custard pie that they would cuddle. One might consider this to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Sparrow searched for a bottle of wine that they would hug. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Sparrow craved for a bag of poop that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.