My Bewildered Sparrow

My Bewildered Sparrow owned a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was wonderful. A bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Sparrow craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Sparrow needed a mug that they would eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Sparrow always kept a condom that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a strange operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

My Bewildered Sparrow needed a helmet to cuddle. It would be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A helmet is the thing to choose.

My Bewildered Sparrow found a bottle of coke that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.