His Fucking Sparrow

His Fucking Sparrow owned a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

His Fucking Sparrow always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

His Fucking Sparrow always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Sparrow looked for a teapot that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen item.

His Fucking Sparrow always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.