Their Bum Loving Sparrow

Their Bum Loving Sparrow desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

Their Bum Loving Sparrow searched for a little monkey that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Sparrow needed a cheese grater that they liked to eat. This could be considered a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Sparrow carried a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be stunning. A dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Sparrow desperately craved for a set of lego that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Sparrow always had with them a pen that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing to choose.