A Fucking Sparrow

A Fucking Sparrow found a rubber johnny to try to balance on their head. It would have been an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Sparrow often carried a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Fucking Sparrow needed a bottle of beer that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Fucking Sparrow desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

A Fucking Sparrow needed a pen that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Sparrow desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.