A Angry Sparrow

A Angry Sparrow needed a dildo that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

A Angry Sparrow desperately looked for a bag of flour to cuddle. It would have been a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

A Angry Sparrow had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Angry Sparrow wanted a set square that they liked to experiment on. It might be a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A set square would be the item that was selected.

A Angry Sparrow desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes smash. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

A Angry Sparrow owned a vibrator that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.