Their Eccentric Sparrow

Their Eccentric Sparrow always had with them a condom that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a condom being the item opted for.

Their Eccentric Sparrow always had with them a set of lego that they would annihilate This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Sparrow wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Sparrow desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Eccentric Sparrow always kept a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a CD player is the item to choose.