The Curious Sparrow

The Curious Sparrow had a Harry Potter wand to smash. It should have been a strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Sparrow desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Curious Sparrow desperately looked for a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot is the item to select.

The Curious Sparrow carried a can of coke to put down their trousers. It is a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Curious Sparrow found a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Sparrow found a block of cheese that they would drop. It should be a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.