The Bewildered Sparrow

The Bewildered Sparrow desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Sparrow needed a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a new proposal, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Sparrow desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often drop. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was sublime. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Sparrow desperately desired a stapler to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Sparrow craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Bewildered Sparrow needed a big sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. A big sponge would be the chosen thing.