Their Boring Troll

Their Boring Troll desperately desired a teapot that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Troll always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Troll desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Troll carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

Their Boring Troll desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Troll desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.