His Horny Troll

His Horny Troll desired a spade that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Troll had a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It should be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

His Horny Troll owned a set square to share. It might have been a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Troll often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

His Horny Troll desperately searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Horny Troll desperately searched for a block of cheese to smash. This is certainly a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.