The Confused Troll

The Confused Troll desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Troll found a cheese grater to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Troll desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Troll always had with them a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Troll often carried a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Troll always had with them a pen that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be an odd action, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.