A Cute Troll

A Cute Troll always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Troll desperately looked for a dildo that they would often annihilate It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Cute Troll owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

A Cute Troll often carried a cheese grater to insert somewhere. This seems a curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was amazing. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Cute Troll desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

A Cute Troll always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.