My Dodgy Troll

My Dodgy Troll carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Troll always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

My Dodgy Troll often carried a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Troll found a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

My Dodgy Troll always had with them a piece of paper to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Troll needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.