The Big Troll

The Big Troll desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Troll, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Big Troll desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Big Troll had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Troll desperately needed a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Big Troll desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. It is an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Big Troll desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.