The Dodgy Troll

The Dodgy Troll desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll desperately craved for a bat that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Troll desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Troll always carried a cup that they would sleep with. This is certainly a new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Troll carried a radiator that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Troll always kept a set square that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was chosen.