Their Bum Loving Troll

Their Bum Loving Troll searched for a rubber johnny to throw. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

Their Bum Loving Troll always had with them a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Troll owned a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Their Bum Loving Troll had a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Troll found a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

Their Bum Loving Troll desired a spade that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a spade is the item that was chosen.