My Funny Troll

My Funny Troll wanted a cucumber that they would sleep with. It might have been a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Funny Troll desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Funny Troll desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was exciting. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

My Funny Troll owned a dildo that they liked to experiment on. It might be a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

My Funny Troll always carried a stretchman that they sometimes break. It is a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

My Funny Troll often carried a spade that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to choose.