The Round Troll

The Round Troll owned a bottle of wine that they would often eat. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Troll desperately needed a bat that they would cuddle. It should have been an exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Troll searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Round Troll wanted a condom that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be amazing. Honestly, a condom being the item selected.

The Round Troll desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Round Troll searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.