The Green Troll

The Green Troll needed a mug that they would often smash. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Green Troll found a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Green Troll looked for a CD player that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was epic. A CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Troll often carried a spade to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Green Troll carried a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Green Troll carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.