The Cheerful Unicorn

The Cheerful Unicorn desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often embrace. It would be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Unicorn desired a big sponge to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a weird thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn desired a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a ball of all things.

The Cheerful Unicorn desperately looked for a condom that they would often smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Unicorn needed a vibrator that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Unicorn looked for a teapot that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.