A Tired Unicorn

A Tired Unicorn carried a helmet that they would play with. It would be a different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. A helmet is the thing to choose.

A Tired Unicorn desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Unicorn desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Unicorn always carried a radiator that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Unicorn desperately looked for a little monkey to smash. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Unicorn desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.