Their Orange Unicorn

Their Orange Unicorn always kept a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

Their Orange Unicorn desperately desired a crown that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Unicorn owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Their Orange Unicorn had a vibrator to play with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Their Orange Unicorn always carried a block of cheese to annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be wonderous. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Their Orange Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.