My Round Unicorn

My Round Unicorn desperately wanted a big sponge that they would often smash. This seems an unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

My Round Unicorn desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

My Round Unicorn looked for a set square that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

My Round Unicorn carried a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be epic. A cucumber having that done to it

My Round Unicorn craved for a condom that they would sometimes throw. It would have been an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Round Unicorn carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.