Grumpy Unicorn

Grumpy Unicorn searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Unicorn desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

Grumpy Unicorn wanted a hat that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.

Grumpy Unicorn desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would eat. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Unicorn had a sack of potatoes to play with. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Grumpy Unicorn desperately craved for a tomato to demolish. It might have been a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a tomato was the chosen thing.