Her Anxious Unicorn

Her Anxious Unicorn always carried a block of cheese that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Her Anxious Unicorn always carried a crown that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.

Her Anxious Unicorn carried a ball that they sometimes annihilate This seems to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

Her Anxious Unicorn carried a sack of potatoes that they would often share. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

Her Anxious Unicorn desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Unicorn desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler being the thing selected.