The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn desired a porno magazine to throw. This seems a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Confused Unicorn desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Confused Unicorn wanted a tomato that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Unicorn desired a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It should be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Unicorn desired a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn found a set of lego that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.