The Little Unicorn

The Little Unicorn often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Little Unicorn desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Little Unicorn always carried a vibrator that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Little Unicorn craved for a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

The Little Unicorn had a porno magazine to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Little Unicorn desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This seems a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp having that done to it