His Determined Unicorn

His Determined Unicorn always kept a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

His Determined Unicorn always had with them a teapot that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

His Determined Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke to break. It might be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Determined Unicorn owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Determined Unicorn found a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

His Determined Unicorn searched for a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.