The Scary Unicorn

The Scary Unicorn searched for a pen that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A pen would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Unicorn owned a big sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Scary Unicorn searched for a spade to hug. It should be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary Unicorn owned a block of cheese that they would often throw. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

The Scary Unicorn always kept a can of Tango to put up their bum. It should be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Scary Unicorn desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate It was an odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.