The Lonely Unicorn

The Lonely Unicorn desired a stretchman that they would sometimes break. It might be a funny operation, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Unicorn always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Unicorn had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Lonely Unicorn craved for a hat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Unicorn had a piece of paper that they would break. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.