His Big Unicorn

His Big Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

His Big Unicorn desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it would be exciting. A painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Big Unicorn desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

His Big Unicorn found a chocolate bar to throw. This could be considered a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

His Big Unicorn needed a can of Tango that they would often drop. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Tango was the item that was selected.

His Big Unicorn desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it