His Naughty Unicorn

His Naughty Unicorn always kept a can of Tango that they would embrace. This seems to be a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Unicorn always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Unicorn often carried a vibrator that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Unicorn owned a crown that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Unicorn desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Naughty Unicorn found a rubber chicken that they would often throw. This seems a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.