His Depressed Unicorn

His Depressed Unicorn needed a cup that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen thing.

His Depressed Unicorn carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes throw. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Unicorn desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a hat would be the chosen thing.

His Depressed Unicorn always had with them a condom that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Unicorn had a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.