The Exceptional Unicorn

The Exceptional Unicorn craved for a bottle of beer that they would smash. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Unicorn desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Unicorn often carried a teapot that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Unicorn needed a ball to eat. It was an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a ball is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Unicorn found a piece of paper that they would often share. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Unicorn always kept a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.