The Confused Unicorn

The Confused Unicorn desperately needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Unicorn desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Confused Unicorn desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Confused Unicorn always had with them a crown to worship. It would be a fairly original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.

The Confused Unicorn carried a block of cheese that they sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Confused Unicorn desperately desired a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A mug was the thing that was opted for.